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Saturday, November 15, 2008

Teen Muffins. I wish You werent my Parents! OMG!


Its been a while but I notice that I suddenly have people intersted in my muffintops. So here I am to feed your appetite for the cupcake of flesh. The Muffin Top.

Here we have the "Teen Muffin". The teen age muffin is particularly sad because they often blow into a full blown 'boil over' or what is called at age 30 the "I am forced to wear those stretchy clothes because im a size 16". This specimen also doesnt like to wear a bra it seems and she has a rude awaking coming when gravity starts to kick into gear on her upper lady parts.

We can see here the girl wearing this outfit doesn't realize that her Jamba Juice smoothie has more calories and fat than a whole cheesecake. Thus the muffin top. I could go on and on about how her pink skirt clashes with the mauve shirt. But i don't think the 32 year old security guard at her trailer park that she is probably banging cares about that. He likes her just the way she is. And that is sweet.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

www.toplessundershirt.com


Please! Someone tell these people!

Oprah"s version of the MuffinTop

Oprah"s version of the MuffinTop
Is that a Man's ass? Less milkshakes..more of that dumb dancing game at the arcade!